Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
here’s a crow using a jar lid for a sled, if you’re interested in that sort of thing. i know i am.
it’s the only sort of thing i’m interested in, to be quite honest
Reason why I love Leo #47: He’s so humble and classy after losing.
this is my favorite gif haha